what can t be put on a resume

Our resumes can be an asset to separate us from the competition - but if we really want to stand out, why not include unique personal accomplishments? Beat a tough video game? Add it. Turned in a lost item to its owner even though you wanted to keep it? Throw it on there. Are you funny? Make your interviewer laugh, it can't hurt, right?

Shore20 asked professionals of Reddit: What's one thing you're deeply proud of — but would never put on your résumé?

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